Jack Beckett - The Farmington Mercury

Front view of a large colonial-style house with a three-car garage and well-maintained lawn at 9 Juniper Lane, Farmington, CT.

9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT: Buy This 4-Bedroom Mansion or Spend Eternity Paying Taxes

Jack Beckett12 months ago010 mins

🏡 For just $799K, own 9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT, complete with 2 fireplaces, 2 laundry rooms, and taxes high enough to keep you up at night. Because who needs savings anyway? 😅 #RealEstate

Black and white stipple illustration of a town council meeting, with serious expressions on participants as infrastructure elements like pipes, sewers, and broken pump stations surround them, symbolizing local issues.

Farmington’s Sewer Woes, Aging Pumps, and Mountainside’s Rockslide: Will the Town Survive?

Jack Beckett12 months ago12 months ago011 mins

Farmington battles failing pump stations, sewer deferments, and rock-filled drains at every turn. Can they handle it? Sponsored by Farmington Storage at 155 Scott Swamp Rd. Call 860-777-4001 📞🛠️

Black and white stipple art of a casual town hall meeting, featuring people sitting around a table discussing plans, a bicycle leaning against the wall, a fence in the background, a water fountain nearby, and a mosquito flying around.

Farmington’s Bicycle Advisory Committee Debates Fences, Mosquitoes, and Water Fountains at September 2023 Meeting

Jack Beckett12 months ago013 mins

Mosquitoes, missing agendas, and a stubborn fence! 🚴‍♂️ Farmington’s Bicycle Advisory Committee tackles infrastructure and laughs during their September 2023 meeting.

A black and white stipple art illustration showing a humorous scene of an arrest outside a shopping mall in Farmington, Connecticut, from September 6-10, 2024. The police officer holds handcuffs near the arrested individual, surrounded by scattered handbags, with curious onlookers observing the event. The background features suburban buildings and trees.

Farmington Crime Spree: Larceny, Shoplifting, and Mischief at West Farms Mall – A Week of Pure Suburban Drama

Jack Beckett12 months ago12 months ago09 mins

🛍️ Larceny at West Farms Mall, petty crime conspiracies, and criminal mischief run wild in Farmington! Read our absurd breakdown of the town’s most thrilling arrests this week. 😲 #FarmingtonCrime

A black and white stipple-style illustration of a town commission meeting discussing pavilion and deck construction, with wetlands visible in the background through a window.

Local Wetlands Commission Approves Pavilion, Prevents Total Ecological Meltdown (Probably)

Jack Beckett12 months ago12 months ago09 mins

Farmington’s Wetlands Commission approves a pavilion, a deck, and narrowly avoids environmental catastrophe. But hey, at least your pond’s safe… for now. 🌳😬 #WetlandsCrisis

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Town Meeting Somehow Makes Tree Removal Sound Exciting: Farmington Tackles Ridge Lines, Parking Woes, and Nana’s New Pad

Jack Beckett12 months ago08 mins

🌳 Tree fights & Starbucks crosswalks? Farmington, CT’s riveting zoning drama takes the stage at 155 Scott Swamp Rd. Can Nana’s cottage save the day? Call Farmington Storage at 860.777.4001!

A humorous black-and-white stipple illustration of a chaotic construction site for a half-finished high school auditorium. Workers are lounging around lazily, while a frustrated town council member holds blueprints with a speech bubble saying, "It’s almost done… except for all the parts that aren’t." In the background, a clock tower looms, with its hands showing that it's late. A banner reading "Farmington High School Opening" is humorously crossed out with "Someday" written underneath, surrounded by scattered tools and materials.

Farmington’s High School: Almost Done! Just Ignore the Missing Theater and a Few Minor Details

Jack Beckett12 months ago015 mins

Farmington’s shiny new high school is almost finished—if you don’t count the auditorium! Read how the town council pivots like pros. Farmington Storage, 155 Scott Swamp Rd, can hold your hopes!

A black and white stipple-style illustration of a town meeting. Several people are gathered around a table, discussing a walking tour. One person holds a map, while another has sunscreen on the table. A large architectural drawing is in the background. The scene is comical, with exaggerated, humorous expressions.

Local Town Meeting Plots World Domination, Settles for Walking Tour Instead at 222 Main St.

Jack Beckett12 months ago010 mins

Unionville plots world domination—starting with a historic walking tour! Join the rebellion at 222 Main St., Farmington, CT, or stay home and miss the sunscreen. ☀️ #LocalHistory #FarmingtonFun

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Farmington High School Committee Prepares for Open House and New Community Newsletter

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago09 mins

🎉 Farmington’s Building Committee plans an October open house for the new high school, sharing exciting updates in their latest newsletter! 📅 Sign up details coming soon. #FarmingtonHigh #CommunityUpdates

Black and white stipple illustration of a small town committee meeting with members looking bored and checking their watches, symbolizing a short and uneventful session.

Farmington Committee Sets Record for Shortest Meeting, Still Fails to Save the Planet

Jack Beckett1 year ago08 mins

The Farmington Green Efforts Committee meets, barely achieves quorum, and adjourns in record time. At least they approved the minutes! 155 Scott Swamp Rd, Farmington, CT 06032. 📅 #NotSavingThePlanet

Farmington Arrest Log, Sept. 5–9: Town Triumphs Over Paperwork With Exactly One Arrest

Farmington Jobs & Volunteer Openings: Firefighter, Golf Starter, and Board Appointments—How to Apply, What to Know

Farmington Crime Spree Interrupted by… Directions & Dollar Signs

Local Man Discovers Revolutionary Traffic Sign Technology Still Under Development

Farmington Man Arrested After Pursuit, Bond Posted Thanks to $15K and Probably Some Bad Decisions

Farmington Police Arrest Log: South Main DUI, Parking Charge — Thanks to Farmington Storage’s “Museum Air”

1928 Committee: Cupola Complete, Windows 80%, New Ductwork Approved; Sept. 23 Meeting And Site Tour Set

Farmington High School Building Committee Reviews Progress, Eyes September Meetings

Farmington Arrest: Shoplifting, Trespass, & a $5K Bond

Farmington Politics: Wind Halt, Ballot Battles, And A Lottery For Democracy

9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT: Buy This 4-Bedroom Mansion or Spend Eternity Paying Taxes

Farmington’s Sewer Woes, Aging Pumps, and Mountainside’s Rockslide: Will the Town Survive?

Farmington’s Bicycle Advisory Committee Debates Fences, Mosquitoes, and Water Fountains at September 2023 Meeting

Farmington Crime Spree: Larceny, Shoplifting, and Mischief at West Farms Mall – A Week of Pure Suburban Drama

Local Wetlands Commission Approves Pavilion, Prevents Total Ecological Meltdown (Probably)

Town Meeting Somehow Makes Tree Removal Sound Exciting: Farmington Tackles Ridge Lines, Parking Woes, and Nana’s New Pad

Farmington’s High School: Almost Done! Just Ignore the Missing Theater and a Few Minor Details

Local Town Meeting Plots World Domination, Settles for Walking Tour Instead at 222 Main St.

Farmington High School Committee Prepares for Open House and New Community Newsletter

Farmington Committee Sets Record for Shortest Meeting, Still Fails to Save the Planet