$349K for a 1750 Colonial? 109 River Rd, Unionville, CT Wants You to Pay for the Privilege of History
Own a 2-bed, 2-bath antique at 109 River Rd, Unionville, CT for just $349K! It’s older than the country, but hey, it has two sinks!💧🛠
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Farmington’s New High School: 99% Done, But Don’t Hold Your Breath for That Auditorium
Farmington’s new high school is almost ready—except for that pesky auditorium. Get the latest updates from 503 Main St. in Farmington, CT, plus why we’re still waiting. 😑 #PatienceIsAVirtue
Farmington’s Historic Commission Bravely Approves Mini-Splits and Bollards, Heroically Protecting Doors From Future Generations
🏛️ Air conditioners, ancient doors, and indestructible bollards—Farmington’s Historic Commission tackles the big issues, one panel at a time. Where preservation meets modern discomfort. 🌳 #Farmington
Farmington Wetlands Drama: George Santos & 78 Shrubs Face Off in Vine Hill Restoration Battle
🌿 Wetlands chaos unfolds at 17 Vine Hill Rd as George Santos tackles 78 shrubs 🌱 Meanwhile, 1509 Farmington Ave drowns in Phragmites! More at The Farmington Mercury. 155 Scott Swamp Rd.
Local Disaster for Sale: 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington—Perfect for Those Who Hate Themselves!
💀 Worst house in Farmington? 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington, CT is an unfinished, overpriced wreck—ready for your regret-filled dreams. Sold “as is.
Farmington’s Solar Saga: Neighbors Clash Over 62-Foot ‘Space Laser’ in Front Yard
🌞 Solar panels or alien landing pad? Farmington residents at 115 Town Farm Rd are divided over a 62-foot solar array that’s causing quite the stir in this suburban showdown. #drama 🌳⚡
Live Like Royalty (Or Just Pretend): $1.65M Mansion at 11 Salisbury Way, Farmington CT Will Make You Forget You’re Middle Class
At 11 Salisbury Way, Farmington, CT, you can own 6,437 sqft of elegance with 5 fireplaces, 5 beds, & taxes that’ll make you weep. Who needs savings when you have a mansion? 🤑 #LuxuryLife
Farmington’s Historic 16 Main St: Own a $975K Colonial, 5 Fireplaces & a Barn Tenant (What a Deal!)
🏡 For just $975K, claim 16 Main St, Farmington, CT – a historic 3-bed home with 5 fireplaces, taxes aplenty, and a barn tenant you’ll love negotiating with. Who needs modern convenience anyway?
Farmington’s Most Wanted: Local Criminals Swipe 14 Mums in Daring Flower Heist
In a shocking heist, 14 mums were stolen from a Farmington traffic island. Police are on the case! If you spot rogue blooms, report to 155 Scott Swamp Rd, Farmington, CT 📍👀 #MumGate
1920s Bungalow at 1690 Farmington Ave, Unionville, CT: Buy It Now Before the Termites Do!
🏡 Own a piece of history at 1690 Farmington Ave, Unionville, CT. With original floors, skyrocketing taxes, & endless DIY projects, this charming fixer-upper is ready for your wallet! 💸 #HistoricMoneyPit