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September 8, 2025
  • Farmington Jobs & Volunteer Openings: Firefighter, Golf Starter, and Board Appointments—How to Apply, What to Know
  • Farmington Crime Spree Interrupted by… Directions & Dollar Signs
  • Local Man Discovers Revolutionary Traffic Sign Technology Still Under Development
  • Farmington Man Arrested After Pursuit, Bond Posted Thanks to $15K and Probably Some Bad Decisions
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  • Farmington Jobs & Volunteer Openings: Firefighter, Golf Starter, and Board Appointments—How to Apply, What to Know

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  • Farmington Crime Spree Interrupted by… Directions & Dollar Signs

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  • Local Man Discovers Revolutionary Traffic Sign Technology Still Under Development

    4 days ago4 days ago
  • Farmington Man Arrested After Pursuit, Bond Posted Thanks to $15K and Probably Some Bad Decisions

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  • Farmington Police Arrest Log: South Main DUI, Parking Charge — Thanks to Farmington Storage’s “Museum Air”

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  • 1928 Committee: Cupola Complete, Windows 80%, New Ductwork Approved; Sept. 23 Meeting And Site Tour Set

    1 week ago1 week ago
  • Farmington High School Building Committee Reviews Progress, Eyes September Meetings

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  • Farmington Arrest: Shoplifting, Trespass, & a $5K Bond

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  • Farmington Politics: Wind Halt, Ballot Battles, And A Lottery For Democracy

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  • Farmington Committees Tackle Sidewalk Disputes and $1.8M Building Costs

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Jack Beckett

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Front view of a large two-story colonial-style home with blue clapboard siding, a black roof, and a well-maintained lawn and landscaping in Farmington, CT.
  • Farmington

Stunning Farmington Home Declares You the Envy of the Neighborhood for Just $845K 🏡

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago07 mins

Discover your dream home at 35 Forest Hills Dr, Farmington! 🏠 This 4-bed, 3-bath colonial boasts nearly 4,000 sq ft of pure suburban bliss. Get ready to make your friends and neighbors green with envy! 🌳✨

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Stipple illustration of Farmington's Green Efforts Committee meeting with puzzled members discussing documents and charts in a government meeting room.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Green Efforts Committee Struggles with Quorum, Plastics, and Perpetual Planning

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

🍃 Farmington’s Green Efforts Committee navigates a no-quorum meeting with misplaced articles, composting plans, and lighting debates. Where’s the public? Spoiler: Not there. 🤷‍♂️

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Stately brick mansion with grand columns and lush landscaping at 1 John Steele Rd, Farmington, CT
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Farmington Mansion: A Bargain at $1.6M or Just Another Money Pit? 🏰

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Discover the rollercoaster pricing of this 6-bed, 10-bath Farmington mansion. Is it a dream home or financial nightmare? Find out now! 💸🏡

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting a town council meeting with members discussing documents around a table. In the background, a pile of bricks signifies a fundraising initiative, and through a window, an older building is seen being demolished with construction equipment.
  • Farmington

Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

🏛️ Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee meeting erupts in brick talk and endless jargon. Read our satirical take on high school renovations, contract awards, and bureaucratic antics! 📚💼

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting a historic walking tour in Unionville, CT. The scene shows a group of people walking past historical buildings with Greek Revival and Queen Anne architectural styles. Trees line the street, and a guide points out features of the buildings to the attentive group.
  • Farmington

Unionville’s Historic Walking Tour: Because What Else Would You Do in September? 🏛️🚶‍♂️

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

Join Unionville’s walking tour for a thrilling journey through history. Perfect for those who find modern life too exciting. 📜⚒️

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A stipple drawing in the style of the Farmington Mercury depicting a surprised man in Farmington, CT listening to a podcast on his smartphone. In the background, the U.S. Capitol and voting booths symbolize democracy.
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UPDATED – Gerry Smith vs. Matthew Corey: A Detailed Comparison of Connecticut’s Republican Senate Candidates

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago019 mins

Discover the key differences between Gerry Smith and Matthew Corey as they vie for the Republican nomination in Connecticut. 🗳️ Learn about their backgrounds, policies, and what’s at stake. 🇺🇸 #Election2024

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A black and white stipple drawing of a police officer standing next to a police car in a suburban neighborhood, capturing a sense of small-town drama with subtle humor.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Finest: A Week of Arrests, Domestic Drama, and Speeding Shenanigans

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Farmington CT’s latest arrest log features breaches of peace, DUIs, and emergency call interference. Discover the surprising side of our tranquil town! 😲👮‍♂️ #FarmingtonNews #PoliceBlotter #Drama

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Black and white stipple illustration of a surveyor with surveying equipment in a landscape with rolling hills and construction sites.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Chief of Surveys: Where Indiana Jones Meets Bob the Builder

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Uncover Farmington’s hidden treasures as the Chief of Surveys. Earn $91K+ while playing with fancy gadgets and writing legal docs. Apply now and live the adventure! 🌍💼 #FarmingtonJobs

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A black and white stipple image of a firefighter in full gear holding a fire hose, with a firetruck in the background. The firefighter looks determined and ready to respond to an emergency. There is a fire hydrant and a small house in the distance
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Finest: Part-Time Firefighters Wanted!

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Become Farmington’s next hero! Earn $20/hr saving cats from trees and battling blazes. Apply now and get your superhero cape ready! 🚒🔥 #FarmingtonFire #VolunteerHero

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Front view of a beautifully landscaped white ranch-style home with a well-maintained lawn and attached garage in Farmington, CT
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Farmington Home Price Plunges: 4 Kensington Pl. Now for $949K – Grab It Before It Bounces!

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago05 mins

Get the scoop on 4 Kensington Pl’s wild price history and why this $949K listing is the bargain of the century! Thank you Farmington Storage for sponsoring this real estate roller coaster. 📉🔑

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