Why Buy a Mansion When You Can Fix This Farmington Bargain Instead? 🛠️🏠
Snag this Farmington ‘fixer-upper’ for $259K! Perfect for DIY enthusiasts who love vinyl siding, mid-century ‘charm,’ and a side of sarcasm. 🛠️💸 #RealEstate #Farmington #DIY
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Stunning Farmington Home Declares You the Envy of the Neighborhood for Just $845K 🏡
Discover your dream home at 35 Forest Hills Dr, Farmington! 🏠 This 4-bed, 3-bath colonial boasts nearly 4,000 sq ft of pure suburban bliss. Get ready to make your friends and neighbors green with envy! 🌳✨
Farmington’s Green Efforts Committee Struggles with Quorum, Plastics, and Perpetual Planning
🍃 Farmington’s Green Efforts Committee navigates a no-quorum meeting with misplaced articles, composting plans, and lighting debates. Where’s the public? Spoiler: Not there. 🤷♂️
Farmington Mansion: A Bargain at $1.6M or Just Another Money Pit? 🏰
Discover the rollercoaster pricing of this 6-bed, 10-bath Farmington mansion. Is it a dream home or financial nightmare? Find out now! 💸🏡
Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting
🏛️ Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee meeting erupts in brick talk and endless jargon. Read our satirical take on high school renovations, contract awards, and bureaucratic antics! 📚💼
Unionville’s Historic Walking Tour: Because What Else Would You Do in September? 🏛️🚶♂️
Join Unionville’s walking tour for a thrilling journey through history. Perfect for those who find modern life too exciting. 📜⚒️
UPDATED – Gerry Smith vs. Matthew Corey: A Detailed Comparison of Connecticut’s Republican Senate Candidates
Discover the key differences between Gerry Smith and Matthew Corey as they vie for the Republican nomination in Connecticut. 🗳️ Learn about their backgrounds, policies, and what’s at stake. 🇺🇸 #Election2024
Farmington’s Finest: A Week of Arrests, Domestic Drama, and Speeding Shenanigans
Farmington CT’s latest arrest log features breaches of peace, DUIs, and emergency call interference. Discover the surprising side of our tranquil town! 😲👮♂️ #FarmingtonNews #PoliceBlotter #Drama
Farmington’s Chief of Surveys: Where Indiana Jones Meets Bob the Builder
Uncover Farmington’s hidden treasures as the Chief of Surveys. Earn $91K+ while playing with fancy gadgets and writing legal docs. Apply now and live the adventure! 🌍💼 #FarmingtonJobs
Farmington’s Finest: Part-Time Firefighters Wanted!
Become Farmington’s next hero! Earn $20/hr saving cats from trees and battling blazes. Apply now and get your superhero cape ready! 🚒🔥 #FarmingtonFire #VolunteerHero