
Farmington Arrest Log: Larceny, Trespass & a $40k Bond
Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.
Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.
Farmington Historic District Commission approves new signs for Noah Wallace School, tweaks a Church Street garage plan, and blesses LED spotlights for St. Patrick’s Church—all in one lively session.
Farmington’s lone weekend arrest involves an 18-year-old, two larceny charges, and a $ 2,500 bond—proving that petty crime never sleeps, it just shops locally. 🛒
July 16, Inland Wetlands Commission okays cemetery road shift, private garage, and Scout benches while Hill‑Stead’s historic walkway awaits a September site walk.
Farmington’s Bicycle Advisory Committee tackles development updates, e-bike rules, and school sidewalk planning, with help from new BOE liaison James Ratcliffe.
Always last… to breaking news. Domestic Peace Shattered—Again In an evening more dramatic than a town‑hall zoning meeting, Waterbury resident…
Farmington’s finest collar two residents for joy‑riding and shoplifting, proving once again crime never sleeps—though it occasionally naps on South Road.
Unionville Historic District Commission approves a new Shaker-style fiberglass door at 48 Cottage Street and votes to join UConn’s free “Their Story” oral-history platform.
Highlands neighbors press for crosswalks as council green‑lights a $1 million Tunxis Mead overhaul and delays polling‑place changes. Parking, pizza, and carnival fireworks all share the dais. 🚧🎡
Farmington’s lone arrest: Julie Miller booked for sixth‑degree larceny—$5K bond. Brought to you by [Farmington Storage] with Museum‑Air. 🚔💨 Thanks, climate‑controlled heroes!