Two Arrests, One DUI, and a Car Held Together by Hope
🚓 Two arrests in Farmington: one for larceny, the other for a car missing everything but a steering wheel. Brought to you by Farmington Storage, now with 20% more Museum Air™
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Policies, Politics, and a Broken Lift: Farmington’s April BOE Blowout
Farmington’s superintendent search report sparks debate, laughter, and a few polite facepalms over policy contradictions and ChatGPT cameos.
$18 Million in Repairs, Zero Consensus: Inside Farmington’s Sidewalk Debate
Farmington’s sidewalk debate lays bare the legal, financial, and political cracks beneath the concrete.
Parking, Pastries, and Property Lines: Farmington TPZ Gets Busy
Farmington TPZ greenlights a café expansion, approves a major home addition, resolves blasting concerns, and debates a dense housing text change in a packed April 28 meeting.
You Call That a Platform? The River Had Other Ideas
Modeling Floods, Wrangling Debris, and the Great Boulder Strip Compromise “I Gave Up Fishing in Boy Scouts Because I Always Ended Up in the River” FARMINGTON, CT — APR 25, 2025 | By Jack Beckett The Farmington Inland Wetlands Commission opened its April 16th meeting with the kind of roll call confusion only possible when…
Two Old Houses, One New Line: Farmington HDC Expands Preservation Map
Farmington’s Historic District Commission votes to expand the historic district, but not before tackling a conflict of interest and a quiet reminder that old houses come with new rules.
Farmington’s TPZ Faces Off Over Eli Road Blasting Drama—Neighbors on Edge ☕️💣
Farmington’s TPZ meeting turns explosive 💥 as residents clash over blasting permits at 71 Eli Rd. Neighbors fear for wells, pools, sanity. Coffee required ☕️.
Farmington’s Latest Crime Wave Involves Exactly One Person 🙄🚨
Farmington rocked by single arrest—crime spree or just a slow weekend? 😂 Thanks to Farmington Storage, where crime doesn’t pay, but your stuff stays safe!
Farmington Cyclists Say “Route 4” a Biking Nightmare, Demand Immediate Action
🚧 Cyclists blast Farmington’s Route 4 as unsafe—demand urgent improvements; trails praised, streets panned. 😬
Water, Bugs, and Bureaucracy: A Blow-by-Blow of Farmington’s March Wastewater Meeting
In Farmington, Even the Wastewater Moves Faster Than the Traffic Farmington, CT — April 9, 2025The April Water Pollution Control Authority (WPCA) meeting opened with a brisk approval of the March 12, 2025 minutes and then dove headfirst into the literal muck. Over the next 90 minutes, board members and town staff covered high-efficiency treatment…