Farmington’s Latest Slow-News Scoop: Protective Order Violations Sweep Colt Highway
Farmington, CT — In Farmington, the scenic Colt Highway saw a rare action sequence on Wednesday, November 13th, when two Bristol residents ended up on the wrong side of a protective order violation—or, instead, the same protective order violation. As Wednesday’s clock neared noon, Farmington’s own Officer Kelsey Fortier responded to a domestic disturbance that escalated into a dual arrest situation, presumably on opposite sides of Colt Highway’s scenic views.
Who’s Who in the Latest Farmington Drama 🎭
David Brown, a 41-year-old Bristol resident from French Street, was taken into custody for reportedly violating a standing criminal protective order. His partner in this alleged crime, Jessica Josefina Hubina, a 29-year-old Bristolite from Inwood Lane, was likewise taken in for—surprise, surprise—violating the same protective order.
Each now faces a $2,500 non-surety bond, the sort of manageable bail that leaves enough in the bank for a celebratory coffee afterward (once released). They posted bond on the spot, and the court date for this odd duo is set for today, November 14th.
Remember, this is America: everyone is presumed innocent until proven guilty. And if they’re guilty… well, that’s one-holiday dinner that got a little more awkward.
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