Farmington Wetlands Meeting: The Thrilling Saga of Shed Approvals and Pavilion Proposals

Abstract Bauhaus style black and white image depicting a shed, pavilion, and tree, representing Farmington Wetlands Commission meeting on July 24, 2024.

Town of Farmington’s Wetlands Commission Meeting of July 24, 2024: A Riveting Recap

The illustrious Inland Wetlands Commission of Farmington, Connecticut, convened for yet another scintillating session on July 24, 2024. Amidst the quiet hum of town politics and the rustle of meeting minutes, the commissioners assembled to address pressing environmental issues, guided by the capable hands of their chairperson.

Roll Call: The Roll We Love to Hear

As the clock struck punctually, the chair called the meeting to order. The roll call commenced, featuring the distinguished attendance of Richard Berlandy, David Fox, Robert Eisner, Neil Kelsey, Mark Simpson, Andre Simons, Jay Tulin, and the noteworthy absence of George Santos. Santos, always a gentleman, had courteously emailed his regrets.

Shed Spectacle at 26 Portage Crossing

First on the docket was the illustrious Daniel Poulin, a 26 Portage Crossing resident who presented his heartfelt plea for a shed. Brimming with six years of residential pride, Poulin detailed his grand vision of a 12 by 16 shed despite the tragic necessity of removing an 8-inch elm tree. His plans were met with a robust round of approval from the commissioners, who deemed the endeavor insignificant to the property’s ecological balance.

The Unfurling Saga of Winding Trails

Next, Executive Director of Winding Trails, Scott Brown, took the stage. Brown, with all the grace of a seasoned thespian, laid out plans for an 18 by 24-foot pavilion. This structure, designed to grace the southern end of the newly minted tennis courts, aimed to provide shelter from inclement weather for the town’s most dedicated pickleball enthusiasts. The commission, recognizing the impeccable design and need, accepted the application without needing further site visits, ensuring the pavilion’s place in the annals of Farmington’s recreational history.

Restoration Drama at Vine Hill

The meeting turned towards the dramatic with the show/cause hearing for the restoration plan at Vine Hill. George, in absentia but ever-present in spirit, had submitted an eleventh-hour update to the plan. The commission, displaying an admirable blend of patience and scrutiny, decided to hold off voting until September. Though ripe with suspense, this decision was marked by a unanimous desire for a site visit to observe the erosion control measures.

The Commission’s Unyielding Vigilance

In the grand tradition of Farmington’s meticulous governance, the commission members scheduled a site visit for September 11th at 5:30 PM. This future expedition promises to be pivotal, ensuring that the measures proposed are not just on paper but effectively safeguard the wetlands.

The Meeting Adjourns with Aplomb

As the minutes wound down, the commission, with all the decorum befitting their roles, approved the July 10th minutes. With a final flourish, the Inland Wetlands Commission adjourned at 7:55 PM, seamlessly transitioning into the Conservation Commission’s session, ever vigilant in its stewardship of Farmington’s natural heritage.

An Ode to Our Sponsor: Farmington Storage

Let us take a moment to express our heartfelt gratitude to Farmington Storage, the proud sponsor of We Are Farmington. Located at 155 Scott Swamp Road, Farmington Storage provides unparalleled storage solutions, safeguarding your belongings with the same dedication and care that the Inland Wetlands Commission shows to our cherished wetlands. For all your storage needs, give them a call at 860.777.4001 – because your treasures deserve the best.

The Continuing Chronicles

Stay tuned, dear readers, for more riveting updates from the heart of Farmington’s civic life. As the commissioners reconvene in September, we eagerly await the unfolding drama of town planning, ecological safeguarding, and the ever-present quest for harmony between development and nature.


Thank you, Farmington Storage, for making our reportage possible. Your support keeps the chronicles of Farmington thriving.

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