Breaking News: The Most Anticipated Farmington Meeting of the Decade is Cancelled!
Farmington, CT – In a move that has left the entire town in collective despair, the highly anticipated Architectural Design Review Committee (ADRC) meeting, initially scheduled for Thursday, July 18, 2024, has been canceled. Yes, you read that right—canceled!
Could you please tell me why? We’re all wondering the same thing. Was it because of a severe lack of architectural designs to review? Did someone misplace the committee’s favorite pen? Or perhaps, the committee members just couldn’t resist the allure of Netflix and chill? The reasons are as mysterious as the plot of a David Lynch film.
What We’re Missing Out On:
For those who had their evening marked on the calendar and popcorn ready, the cancellation of this meeting is nothing short of a tragedy. Here’s what Farmington residents will have to live without until the next scheduled meeting on September 19, 2024:
1. The Thrilling Roll Call: The moment when names are called and people say “here.” Goosebumps.
2. Approval of Minutes: A retrospective look at the minutes of the last meeting. Who doesn’t love a good flashback episode?
3. Public Comment Section: The Farmington equivalent of a TED Talk, where citizens share their deep architectural insights and grievances. Who will weep for our street signs now?
4. Review of Plans: This is the main event where blueprints are scrutinized, and everyone becomes an overnight architecture expert. Goodbye, unsolicited advice!
5. Adjournment: That satisfying conclusion where everyone collectively calls it a night.
Why Was It Cancelled?
Tim Eagles, Chair of the ADRC, simply states that the meeting is canceled without further elaboration. While the official line might be vague, the town is rife with speculation.
Possible reasons for the cancellation include:
•Boredom Prevention Act: Let’s face it, reviewing architectural designs isn’t everyone’s idea of a raucous good time.
•Designers’ Strike: Architects in Farmington may have finally taken a stand, demanding more creative freedom or simply a better coffee machine.
•Spontaneous Combustion: Maybe the meeting agenda just got too hot to handle.
What’s Next?
The next ADRC meeting is now set for September 19, 2024. That gives us two full months to prepare, speculate, and plan our lives around this monumental event. Until then, we’ll just have to find other ways to fill the void—maybe take up knitting or start a book club discussing the history of Farmington architecture. Exciting stuff!
In Conclusion
We’d like to thank our sponsor, Farmington Storage, for supporting our community’s heart-wrenching moments and mundane events alike. If you need a place to store all your unreviewed blueprints or just need some extra space to cry over cancelled meetings, visit Farmington Storage at 155 Scott Swamp Road or call them at 860.777.4001.
Stay strong, Farmington. September is just around the corner.
Jack Beckett
We Are Farmington
